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IN THE DRINK
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum and
all that. This method isn't for everyone. It appeals to a fortune
seeking mentality with a romanticised sea-faring ethos to it. But
prospective pirates and smugglers beware. There is an element of
risk.
The first part of the method involves collecting forty-nine empty
rum bottles, gin bottles, brandy bottles, etc. If you think this
is a tall order, just start collecting them now - you'll be
probably be shocked how quickly the collection builds up!
Hypothetically, and without prejudice, these bottles are to have
messages inserted and are then to be launched seawards by
dropping them off the town bridge by dead of night after making
sure there are no water bailiffs or police about, and that the
tide is going out, and that no-one happens to be boating under
the bridge at the time.
But first, get a leaflet printed, forty-nine copies of this
"message in a bottle", numbered of course. Churning
them out of a computer is one method, or alternatively use a
photocopier and then numbering them. To really go overboard on
the old treasure map idiom, the sheets can be artificially aged
by roasting them in the cooker at a temperature of a modicum less
than 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
And what do you say on this message to be inserted in bottles to
be cast adrift on the sea of fortune? Quite simple and to the
point - you introduce yourself, then offer £1000 reward if you
win the jackpot.
Then you wait for replies. What is the chance you'll get any
response at all? Six out of forty-nine you hope. But that's all
part of the risk and probability.
The consequences: The consequences are far-reaching. For one
thing it could cost you between £6000 and £49000 if you win.
But then you'll be able to afford it. It may also cost you,
regardless of whether you win, a penalty if you get caught
throwing loads of old bottles into the river. But like all
treasure hunting it has its risks and its rewards. The most
notable reward in this method is that you will get to meet like-minded
people, as only a small and select minority of romantics will
respond to your call.
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