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THE NOSE AT TEN
This is a very silly method of choosing lottery numbers. First you get an overhead projector transparency with a small 7x7 grid in the middle. You affix this to
the television screen at 9:59 at night just before the news comes on.
Then using a second hand clock, (well you can use a new clock if you like, just so long as it has got a second hand), you make a note of the exact position of the newsreader's nose
on the grid at exact one-minute intervals.
This gives the numbers of the balls in the
lottery.
This form of divination of lucky lottery numbers gives the relevancy of the news a whole new perspective, thought there is the disadvantage that if someone comes
into the room unaware that this is what is going on, it may take some explaining.
Variants: Use a felt-tip pen to draw the grid directly on the screen. The disadvantage of this is that it requires window cleaning
stuff and a cloth to clean it off afterwards. But the advantage of this is that it also removes the amazing amount of muck which is found to accumulate on the surface of the television screen.
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