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Novel and Amusing Ways of Selecting Your

Lottery Numbers

Book written by ZYRA

This takes a non-too-serious look at DIFFERENT WAYS OF SELECTING LOTTERY NUMBERS, some of which are truly bizarre. Written at a time when The Lottery was the latest craze, it makes more sense that Zyra's psychiatrist's diagnosis might suggest.

So, straight into the book...

INTRODUCTION

There's no easy way to win the lottery. It's just luck. But some ways of choosing lottery numbers have more "Star Quality" than others. There are so many ways to choose them, some of which might make good reading.

There are also some ways of avoiding disappointment. Here are a few curious ideas for novel and amusing ways of selecting your lottery numbers...

THE TUMBLE DRYER

THE DART BOARD

THE RECORD PLAYER

THE CLOCKS

THE CAR TYRES

BINGO IN REVERSE

THE BILLS

THE INSURANCE

THE TOSS OF A COIN

THE CARDS

BIRTHDAYS WITH A DIFFERENCE

THE CHOCOLATE

ALTERNATIVE USE OF 1

PLAYING WITH OFFICE EQUIPMENT AT NIGHT IN WINTER

HOW LONG IS A FISHERMAN'S TALE?

ELECTRIC

THE VACUUM CLEANER

MONEY

MUSIC

ITEMS IN THE BATHROOM

LOOKING IT UP IN A BOOK

SECONDHAND APPLIANCES

A BAG OF MONEY (FORTY NINE PENCE)

BREAD

A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION

IS IT A DREAM?

IN THE DRINK

IS THIS NOT A CIRCULAR?

AFTER A PARTY

CAR NUMBERS

TEA LEAVES

THE NOSE AT TEN

 

WAYS NOT TO USE

Introduction to WAYS NOT TO USE

LAST WEEK'S FOOTBALL RESULTS

RECORD NUMBER OF PRIZE WINNERS

THE DIABETIC BLOOD GLUCOSE TEST

THE SPECIMEN NUMBERS ON THE TV AD

STEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S NUMBERS

Summary and Guide to How to Avoid Disappointment

AVOIDING DISAPPOINTMENT

OK, that's it. A silly book on crazy ideas about how to select lottery numbers. And some sensible advice in there too! Of course it would be nice if I could have this book on sale, so if you're in the business of book-publishing, I'm open to offers! See about the book

It may be no-one's interested in publishing the book, but at least folk are reading it online!