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Novel and Amusing Ways of Selecting Your
Book written by ZYRA
This takes a non-too-serious look at DIFFERENT WAYS OF SELECTING LOTTERY NUMBERS, some of which are truly bizarre. Written at a time when The Lottery was the latest craze, it makes more sense that Zyra's psychiatrist's diagnosis might suggest.
So, straight into the book...
There's no easy way to win the lottery. It's just luck. But some ways of choosing lottery numbers have more "Star Quality" than others. There are so many ways to choose them, some of which might make good reading.
There are also some ways of avoiding disappointment. Here are a few curious ideas for novel and amusing ways of selecting your lottery numbers...
THE TUMBLE DRYER
THE DART BOARD
THE RECORD PLAYER
THE CAR TYRES
BINGO IN REVERSE
THE TOSS OF A COIN
BIRTHDAYS WITH A DIFFERENCE
ALTERNATIVE USE OF £1
PLAYING WITH OFFICE EQUIPMENT AT NIGHT IN WINTER
HOW LONG IS A FISHERMAN'S TALE?
THE VACUUM CLEANER
ITEMS IN THE BATHROOM
LOOKING IT UP IN A BOOK
A BAG OF MONEY (FORTY NINE PENCE)
A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION
IS IT A DREAM?
IN THE DRINK
IS THIS NOT A CIRCULAR?
AFTER A PARTY
THE NOSE AT TEN
WAYS NOT TO USE
Introduction to WAYS NOT TO USE
LAST WEEK'S FOOTBALL RESULTS
RECORD NUMBER OF PRIZE WINNERS
THE DIABETIC BLOOD GLUCOSE TEST
THE SPECIMEN NUMBERS ON THE TV AD
STEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S NUMBERS
Summary and Guide to How to Avoid Disappointment
OK, that's it. A silly book on crazy ideas about how to select lottery numbers. And some sensible advice in there too! Of course it would be nice if I could have this book on sale, so if you're in the business of book-publishing, I'm open to offers! See about the book
It may be no-one's interested in publishing the book, but at least folk are reading it online!